Quotes From Albert Einstein

Jokes With Albert Einstein

• "If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?"

• "The must incomprehensible thing about the universe is that it is comprehensible."

• "Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."

• Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.

• "Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love."

• "You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your
  grandmother."

• "The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only without the cat."

• "When asked how World War III would be fought, Einstein replied that he didn't know. But he knew how World War IV would be fought: With sticks and stones!"

• "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S RELATIVITY."

• "Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing."

• "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

All quotes from Albert Einstein